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Bobby Henderson, proved for once and for all that the US is 100% responsible for Global warming by plotting the number of pirates in the world vs. the earths temperature. As the US fought off pirates the earth has warmed. He wrote in a May 2005 letter to the Kansas School Board:

"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."

hat tip Marc Sheppard